I am such a f#$*ing stoner.

[Opie Yutts]

SouthernGuerilla,

Gotta give you major props for the Avatar man, classic

:thumbsup:

Hey yours is pretty cool too.

Working on the boat while stoned, I was trying to work a throttle cable. I was pushing on it with a pliers. The pliers slipped off, but my hand kept pushing. The cable went under my thumbnail, out the back side, along the bone up to my knuckle. Please, for the love of God, do not try this at home. Here's a picture: Cannabis.com Forums Message Boards - Medical Marijuana, Cannabis Club, Dispensary, News

[SouthernGuerilla]

Hey yours is pretty cool too.

Working on the boat while stoned, I was trying to work a throttle cable. I was pushing on it with a pliers. The pliers slipped off, but my hand kept pushing. The cable went under my thumbnail, out the back side, along the bone up to my knuckle. Please, for the love of God, do not try this at home. Here's a picture: Cannabis.com Forums Message Boards - Medical Marijuana, Cannabis Club, Dispensary, News

yeah that hurt.

[bloodbrother]

just finished puffin and go somewhere like movie store or 7-11 take my keys out set them on dash make sure i have my wallet and phone leave car lock it and forget my keys inside... but ive done this when im not high as well

[Opie Yutts]

I hate that. I started carrying a spare car key in my wallet, and a spare house key in my car. Saved my ass more than once.

[SouthernGuerilla]

bump

I'm such a stoner I keep picking immature buds off my plants to smoke. I just now ACCIDENTALLY cut off one of the wrong buds. I had pollenated that bud a little over a month ago. So I get inside where I can see(it's dark outside at the moment) and notice LARGE seed pods, I open one to see a BROWN SEED! AHHHH. A few greenish brown ones but mostly brown.


Good thing I pollinated two buds on that one plant.

[zihowie]

Just ran across this thread and it is HILARIOUS, as previously stated.

So about 4 of us are packed in a car. Baked thoroughly and munchies like a mother. Pull up to taco bell at like midnight take 15 minutes to order $35 worth of foo and the guy is obviously pissed at us, so after we order my buddy forgets to stop at the window drives straight through and by now we are all convinced they are gonna **** with our food. Buddy pulls outta the taco bell towards the highway and tacobell peeps come running out of the store onto the street screaming and throwing papers, meanwhile we bust out laughing and peel off.

Another time high in a friends garage, had just order pizza and there was one slice left and it was mine through some simple mathematics. Ask a friend to pass it and he wants to be a dick so i get up in a fit to go snag it and *CRASH* bowl piece in a million pieces.

[zihowie]

I was with my gf downtown and my battery suddenly died right as Im going to spark the blunt and go back home. So I get the car jumped and we smoke the blunt. Have to pull in for gas, turn the car off, gas up and off we go, right? Nope had to get the car jumped again haha

[MotleyCrue0226]

my friend that recently started smoking had never hit a bong before. i guess he didnt know to pull the slider out of my new 10in ROOTS so after pulling this bong for a few seconds and not clearing it he coughed into the bong and shot the bowl and the cherry over the table onto my lap on the opposite couch!!

[bigtopsfinn]

I had just smoked at my dealer's house and took home a quarter of the BEST weed I have seen/smelled/smoked... My car smelled like a fucking grow room, and I got pulled over. The cops said they smelled it, and when I got out of my car my eye drops fell on the ground in front of the cops feet... dead giveaway. Ticket, fine, and 8 hour drug class

[Wobster]

:S2: It's so aptly called dope

Funny stories guys... Ive done loads of stoopid things. Mainly either laughing or breathing into the ashtray sending a cloud of ash everywhere. Same thing with a half made joint. That happens frequently.

I remember going to take care of my plants in the shed. I always make up a nutrient solution fresh and put it in a 3 liter bottle. I then shake it vigorously for a minute to get it nice and oxygenated. However... in my stoned stupor I forgot that I'd used that bottle to store the petrol from my girlfriends scooter while I repaired it the day before. As I was pouring the fert\water\petrol mixture into the plants soil, I got a whiff of petrol. When the bottle was empty.. it dawned on me. Shiiiiiiit!!! A major flush was administered and the plant seemed to be ok after a week or so. The soil still had a petrol odour to it tho for quite a while after lol

A few years back I had a couple of seedlings on the window sill. They were pretty much newborn with just the cotyledons opened up and developing the roots underneath. I dont know why I did this, I really dont and I never thought it would actually hit it but you know when u fire an elastic band off your thumb... lol. I was sat on the sofa and the seedlings were about 8 foot away. I fired an elastic band at the plants and it hit one of them perfectly, snapping it clean in half. I was gutted lol.

Pot induced stupidity is a funny thing! Great thread Oppie.