pass piss test evrytime. (Not Really but a good discussion on Certo/Pectin)

[Burnt Toast]

Okay... I have looked at soooo many forums that question the Certo method. Im sick of wondering if it works, and so I am going to conduct a little experiment.

At 3:20 PM today I dank a bottle of powerade mixed with a packet of Certo.
At 3:30 PM I filled the empty bottle back up with water and downed it.
At 3:50 I peed...
At 4:05 peed again
At 4:10 I filled the bottle up again, and sipped on it until 4:20, and took 2 asprin (Just heard it helps)
At 4:30 peed again
At 5:20 I took a home drug test ($45.00 at Walmart). I began to fill the Cup midstream.
I PASSED THAT FUCKR!!!!!!!
Hell yes! I smoked last night! I dont know bout yal but i know what works 4 me!

i dont need a reason that it worked. i just needed to know that it would.

I'll give you a reason whether you need it or not: The water and powerade is what made you passed, not the Certo. You passed because you managed to dilute the THCA concentration in your urine so your home test showed a negative. Its easy to pass home tests after drinking copius amounts of fluids. You wouldve passed that home test anyway just on the powerade and water alone, without the nasty Certo that goes with it.

I just don't understand why people don't listen.

It seems that many spend too much time perpetuating and promoting the Certo myth, and not enough time learning and understanding the cold hard facts behind drug testing, how drug testing works, and how the human body processes THC.

Burnt Toast Reviewed by Burnt Toast on 03-26-2009. pass piss test evrytime. (Not Really but a good discussion on Certo/Pectin) Where I went to high school they drug tested all Varsity football players. I got tested one time about evry 2-3 weeks for 3 years strait. I smoked a good amount at the time.. maybe like 5 or 6 cigarilos a day, and i am fat so i store thc like a mug. Go to your local grocery store and go to were the jello is. look for CERTO jeleton mix... it is in a blue box. buy 2 0r 3 pack as they are only 75cents or so.. Each pack has 2 bags of this nasty ass smellin shit. drink one strait the night befor Rating: 5