pass piss test evrytime. (Not Really but a good discussion on Certo/Pectin)

**wannabee** · 06-01-2009, 12:16 AM

Originally Posted by 420_24/7

You're right, people should bow to their government and obey any unjust law just because it is a law and the government is always right. I mean, that's what this country was founded on. Following rules even if you know they are unjust.:thumbsup:

i get where you're coming from. i'm not saying that drug testing is a justified practice, i'm just saying that people should be able to exercise some self control for something that is important to them, you know? does that make sense? I like to smoke a lot too, so no offense. i'm just thinking that if it meant i might lose my child or be incarcerated i'd want to go without instead of taking any chances, thats all.

**sd6515** · 06-01-2009, 03:07 AM

I agree, when I had those consequences facing me a while back I did quit for awhile, but for jobs etc. I put my faith in my trusted method but decided on self control when incarceration and by that my wife and son were on the line, besides I figured that I screwed up and got in trouble so I didn't have the right to smoke at that time anyways. To each there own but if someone is taking the risk they certainly should not be confused or misguided by misinformation or simply being told something will work when there is nothing to support the claim and they do have so much on the line.
I knew a kid that bought jars of pickles and drank the liquid to "pass" the piss test LOL, it work for him twice but not the third, I did not tell him to do this I laughed at him and told him if he was willing to buy and drink that much pickle juice he might as well try the detox drink over pickle juice, if anything I think dilution is what "made it work" b/c he drank so much water and stuff with it. I AM NOT SAYING TO GO OUT AND BUY AND DRINK PICKLE JUICE, I just thought it was a funny story of how people get misinformation and put there faith in it, and he did end up going to jail so it also shows how important keeping the info to solid facts based on science and experience is, like it is here for the most part, not some crazy thing you once tried and it happened to work being repeated as a "sure fire way to pass every time", I personally don't believe any method should be described that way anyways b/c at a very minimum human error is always a strong possibility.

**420_24/7** · 06-01-2009, 05:26 AM

Originally Posted by wannabee

i get where you're coming from. i'm not saying that drug testing is a justified practice, i'm just saying that people should be able to exercise some self control for something that is important to them, you know? does that make sense? I like to smoke a lot too, so no offense. i'm just thinking that if it meant i might lose my child or be incarcerated i'd want to go without instead of taking any chances, thats all.

Well what you said in your first post is that if they don't want to go without they shouldn't pass. What I'm saying is that people should be able to pass without going without, being that the drug test to begin with is an unjust practice.

**hazedandinfused** · 07-04-2009, 06:14 AM

Originally Posted by ClosetSmoker24

Okay... I have looked at soooo many forums that question the Certo method. Im sick of wondering if it works, and so I am going to conduct a little experiment.

At 3:20 PM today I dank a bottle of powerade mixed with a packet of Certo.
At 3:30 PM I filled the empty bottle back up with water and downed it.
At 3:50 I peed...
At 4:05 peed again
At 4:10 I filled the bottle up again, and sipped on it until 4:20, and took 2 asprin (Just heard it helps)
At 4:30 peed again
At 5:20 I took a home drug test ($45.00 at Walmart). I began to fill the Cup midstream.
I PASSED THAT FUCKR!!!!!!!
Hell yes! I smoked last night! I dont know bout yal but i know what works 4 me!

you paid 45 dollars for a drug test

:S2:

**SKYTZO** · 07-12-2009, 02:54 AM

home drug tests are not a reliable source
so you wasted your money try doing it
and sending it to a lab where they test
it better yet get every pot smoker you
know and can get a hold of to do it and
send it to a lab get a good exact ratio
AND
then shit on your hand and throw it
like the monkey you are! think next time
remember you walk on two feet
and can stand upright:] one of
the best quotes you can ever
hear and repeat: if you can't handle
the heat stay out of the FUCKIN(variable :])
kitchen!

**Burnt Toast** · 07-12-2009, 04:08 PM

home drug tests are not a reliable source
so you wasted your money try doing it
and sending it to a lab where they test
it better yet get every pot smoker you
know and can get a hold of to do it and
send it to a lab get a good exact ratio

Just goes to show that you need considerable education on how drug testing works. Because if you really knew what you were talking about, youd understand that:

1)To keep costs down, labs will perform an initial Immunoassay screen on the urine sample first. Only when the sample fails the initial I/A, that the sample undergoes a confirmation GC/MS and an exact quantitative value provided. The IA is a "pass/fail" deal and has no ability to provide a quantitative analysis.

2) The home THC test kits, being assays themselves, are just as reliable as the I/A's used at the labs for the initial screen. So if youre routinely passing home tests (with the first void of the day), you'll pass the initial I/A screen at any time. And when a urine sample tests negative on the initial I/A, the testing process is finished and no confirmation test will be performed.

As I stated previously, the Drug Testing forum is not a playground. Theres careers, families, and freedoms at stake and factual info is vital here. If this idea doesnt suit you, then perhaps the Drug Testing forum is not for you.

**SKYTZO** · 07-14-2009, 03:29 AM

Originally Posted by Burnt Toast

Just goes to show that you need considerable education on how drug testing works. Because if you really knew what you were talking about, youd understand that:

1)To keep costs down, labs will perform an initial Immunoassay screen on the urine sample first. Only when the sample fails the initial I/A, that the sample undergoes a confirmation GC/MS and an exact quantitative value provided. The IA is a "pass/fail" deal and has no ability to provide a quantitative analysis.

2) The home THC test kits, being assays themselves, are just as reliable as the I/A's used at the labs for the initial screen. So if youre routinely passing home tests (with the first void of the day), you'll pass the initial I/A screen at any time. And when a urine sample tests negative on the initial I/A, the testing process is finished and no confirmation test will be performed.

As I stated previously, the Drug Testing forum is not a playground. Theres careers, families, and freedoms at stake and factual info is vital here. If this idea doesnt suit you, then perhaps the Drug Testing forum is not for you.

thank you for the lecture but it serve's no purpose
i meant a ratio on who passed and who failed

i didn't give out any incorrect information
besides saying the dude was a monkey
and saying the home tests aren't good enough
because passing a home test is much much more
easier then passing a lab test

but thank you for the information
that was interesting:jointsmile:

**sd6515** · 07-14-2009, 06:31 AM