I chilled with God on the bus once. He told me the meaning of life and gave me a pretzel.

I never met anyone famous really. I partied with a punk rock band called Jughead's Revenge when I was liie, 17. I also got kicked out of a club 5 years ago when I saw Canadian hip hop group Swollen Members when one of them jumped into the crowd and kicked me in the head. That pissed me off so I took some swings while he was up on top of the crowd and hit him in the head only once. He didn't like that much but what did I care? Free tickets to a crappy hip hop show wasted on whiskey. Fuck them. :S4:

Other than that, I'm quite lame.