Quiz: Are You a Real Man?


1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:
c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
c) Five tequila slammers

3. You time your orgasm so that:
a) Your partner climaxes first

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
a) Healthy, creative love-play

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
b) The second best part of the experience


6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:
b) Not a problem - she can join your gym


7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
b) An oxymoron


8. Foreplay is to sex as:
a) Appetiser is to entree

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
b) Is uptight and a waste of time


If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused.

Bah!! To hell with your damn quizzes!!