Quiz: Are You a Real Man?


1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:

a) Lovemaking

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:

a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship

3. You time your orgasm so that:

a) Your partner climaxes first

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

a) Healthy, creative love-play

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:

b) The second best part of the experience

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:

b) Not a problem - she can join your gym

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

b) An oxymoron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:

a) Appetiser is to entree

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?

a) "I hope we can still be friends."


10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy



What can I say, I'm a ladies man.