here ya go boys a lil quiz for ya!!

[Ammie]

Quiz: Are You a Real Man?


1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:

a) Lovemaking
b) Screwing
c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:

a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) Your blood-test results
c) Five tequila slammers

3. You time your orgasm so that:

a) Your partner climaxes first
b) You both climax simultaneously
c) You don't miss SportsCenter

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

a) Healthy, creative love-play
b) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:

a) The best part of the experience
b) The second best part of the experience
c) $100 extra

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:

a) No concern of yours
b) Not a problem - she can join your gym
c) A conservative estimate

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a) A myth
b) An oxymoron
c) A moron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:

a) Appetiser is to entree
b) Priming is to painting
c) A queue is to an amusement park ride

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?

a) "I hope we can still be friends."
b) "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone...."
c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
b) Is uptight and a waste of time
c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place


If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.

If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused.

If you answered 'C' more than 7 times, call me up. Let's go drinking

Ammie Reviewed by Ammie on 02-01-2005. here ya go boys a lil quiz for ya!! Quiz: Are You a Real Man? 1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as: a) Lovemaking b) Screwing c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: Rating: 5

[GHoSToKeR]

C to all of them. lol

[Euphoric]

hmmm heres my answers. i love quizzes..


1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:

a) Lovemaking
b) Screwing
c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town

B

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:

a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) Your blood-test results
c) Five tequila slammers


A

3. You time your orgasm so that:

a) Your partner climaxes first
b) You both climax simultaneously
c) You don't miss SportsCenter

A


4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

a) Healthy, creative love-play
b) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about

A

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:

a) The best part of the experience
b) The second best part of the experience
c) $100 extra

B

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:

a) No concern of yours
b) Not a problem - she can join your gym
c) A conservative estimate

B

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a) A myth
b) An oxymoron
c) A moron

B

8. Foreplay is to sex as:

a) Appetiser is to entree
b) Priming is to painting
c) A queue is to an amusement park ride
A

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?

a) "I hope we can still be friends."
b) "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone...."
c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."

C

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
b) Is uptight and a waste of time
c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place

B




If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused.

ah well

[clevemire]

Quiz: Are You a Real Man?


1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:
c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
c) Five tequila slammers

3. You time your orgasm so that:
a) Your partner climaxes first

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
a) Healthy, creative love-play

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
b) The second best part of the experience


6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:
b) Not a problem - she can join your gym


7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
b) An oxymoron


8. Foreplay is to sex as:
a) Appetiser is to entree

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
b) Is uptight and a waste of time


If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused.

Bah!! To hell with your damn quizzes!!

[apsinthion]

1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:

B) Screwing

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:

C) Five tequila slammers

3. You time your orgasm so that:

A) Your partner climaxes first

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

A) Healthy, creative love-play

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:

B) The second best part of the experience

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:

B) Not a problem - she can join your gym

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

B) An oxymoron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:

B) Priming is to painting

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?

B) "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone...."

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

C) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place


If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.

If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused.

If you answered 'C' more than 7 times, call me up. Let's go drinking


I didn't answer more than 7 times on A, B or C...

[clevemire]

1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:

B) Screwing

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:

C) Five tequila slammers

3. You time your orgasm so that:

A) Your partner climaxes first

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

A) Healthy, creative love-play

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:

B) The second best part of the experience

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:

B) Not a problem - she can join your gym

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

B) An oxymoron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:

B) Priming is to painting

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?

B) "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone...."

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

C) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place


If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.

If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused.

If you answered 'C' more than 7 times, call me up. Let's go drinking


I didn't answer more than 7 times on A, B or C...

Hey wait. I just realized that I didn't either. Wow, I'm stupid. I guess that's one male myth put to rest.

MUHAHAHAHAHA!

[Byker]

Quiz: Are You a Real Man?
3. You time your orgasm so that:

a) Your partner climaxes first
b) You both climax simultaneously
c) You don't miss SportsCenter

You want the truth -- I've done C!

[Sensi Super Skunk]

Quiz: Are You a Real Man?


1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:

a) Lovemaking

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:

a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship

3. You time your orgasm so that:

a) Your partner climaxes first

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

a) Healthy, creative love-play

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:

b) The second best part of the experience

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:

b) Not a problem - she can join your gym

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

b) An oxymoron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:

a) Appetiser is to entree

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?

a) "I hope we can still be friends."


10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy



What can I say, I'm a ladies man.

[Epic]

Crap I answered A to most, and B to the rest. Do I even have a penis...

[Euphoria]

Personally, I think that Ammie is a lesbian