i would take PA through maine and everything in between, (except jersery) take all the hippies and lefters out of vermont and anywhere else they're hiding. a requirement to live in my country will be a profound love of hockey, hunting, and everything that is right and true (mainly the NRA, NWTF and so forth). our main export will be lumber. we will be a merry band of loggers and militia men. we will manufacture, none of that made in china bullshit.

no hippies, no weird art kids, no goths, no liberals...no nonsense. nothing but flannel wearing hicks, and women that love flannel wearing hicks. our flag will be two crossed shotguns over an oak leaf.

budweiser will love us.