Stoner 101: Know the Traditions

[icedogs]

Dont drown the end of the blunt/joint with your spit.

We actually have a term for this around here but it may not be appropriate so i'll just say that.

hahaha. I have this one friend who ALWAYS wets the joint. we have coined the term "don't katherine it", i feel that it's more appropriate.

[lildicedan]

If you didn't buy the herb and have smoked it. You must buy the food.

haha yeah i always buy the food never the weed

[lildicedan]

if you bought weed and are smoking it, you dont hide a bit for yourself.
pass it to the left always.
if there is too many people you haf to call the number first (im toking first, second,third etc) this rules if the area is crowded and people will get confused with whos on da left etc.
Roller and buyer get first hits.
2 toke pass always.
No big tokes unless you bought the weed.
No toking, blow a bit out and take another toke; and then calling it 1 toke.
Get a pipe/bong you name it.
U only use a bong/pipe with a group of 3-4 people anymore and it takes to long to get buzzed. (Me n my mates made that one so that nobody takes the piss)
If u bum (leave spit) on the roach end, you miss your next 2 tokes and the next person in line gets them, because he has to smoke your spit........
i cant really think of anymore cos i havent had weed in quite a while.

[SmokeyTokey]

If you are smoking out of someone's glass piece, you must make every effort not to break it!

[deltron]

(if someone offers to smoke their pipe we all just laugh at them because people who bring pipes to big smoking sessions are faggots.)

Seems like a mature group, innit.

[Adjacent]

#1 Rule of all Rules: If you're going to be in a shitty mood, get the fuck away and stop killing my high. If you can't relax and have a good time, you shouldn't be here.

[yokinazu]

pass to the way of the sun (left, sun moves from left to right across the sky)
dont bogart
he who rolls/packs, lights
do unto others, if i smoke you out ya better return the favor or dont expect it in the future
dont let it idle or double clutch it
and always kick it down if ya got little extra

but #1 rule should always be : dont be a freeloader

[lildicedan]

#1 Rule of all Rules: If you're going to be in a shitty mood, get the fuck away and stop killing my high. If you can't relax and have a good time, you shouldn't be here.

tooo right i like just chilling, closing my eyes, thinking bout my girl, i dont like having to keep my eyes open and be alert because some hyper f***** is gonna pull my trousers down or what ever na mean

[purplekush989]

Seems like a mature group, innit.

indeed, but we get fucked up all the time so if people dont wanna smoke our blunts fuck them.

[Tony1234567890]

Bottom line: He that supplies the weed makes the rules. Want to pass to the right? If it's your weed, then pass to the right.

Every group has their own rituals.