A large man walked into a public restroom where a small
man was peeing.
The big guy said to the little one, "Excuse me for noticing,
but you have a very large dick. How did it get that
way?"
The little guy said, "Well, I'm a leprechaun, I wished
it upon myself."
The big guy said, "Wow, could you wish it upon me?"
The little guy said, "Sure, but only if you let me butt
fuck you for 5 minutes.
The big guy agreed.
After it was all over the big guy said, "I can't believe
I let you do that."
The little guy said, "I can't believe you thought I
was a leprechaun.