Quote Originally Posted by killerweed420
Women are highly over rated. Get a rubber fuck me in the face doll and dog for companionship.lol
works for me, and Im happy as hell. Got money in the bank and some peace and quiet.

listen, wanna work on your confidence? go to a strip club and practice. talk to the chicks, wave a few dollars around and enjoy yourself. you can screw up bad there, make loads of goofy mistakes. but the chicks arent goning to care, cause its all green to them. then when your ready, hunt ya down a real chick.

then fall in love, get married, have kids.....then you will see loads of chicks given you the eye. then you will have to have some of that because it's written into your dna as a guy. next thing you know, your divorsed. then you go back to the strip clubs and start the whole process again.

another thought: ever notice it's easier to get a girl when you have a girlfreind. seems like the very second your single, all the girls get together and vote you out. I have never been able to figure that one out.

other things about chicks: ever notice those complicated woman magazines at the check out lines. next time your stuck in line, read the covers. "100 ways to make love your man" or "men's 100erotic zones" I only know one erotic zone. I dont have a clue where the others are. trust me, I looked everywhere. thing is, chicks are crazie. I dated one chick who swore spies where chasing her. serious. another told me she was some kind of healing witch. not a bad witch, a good one she says. one chick thougth she was psychic. another would call a psychic hot line. had a few who swore someone is trying to distroy her. been the ringleader of many a circus. chicks love drama. thats why they love those damn reality shows on tv.

oh yeah..chicks love chocolate. everyone of them. you should always have chocolate around for the emergency break down times.

but yes...the best hunters will tell you, it's all in the confidence. I once told a chick at a club that I was an astronaunt and flew to marrs. funny thing about confidence. you can say the crazie things to a chick. but you do it with a degree of confidence, chicks will damn near believe anything. it just takes practice

it will all work out...its all good:rastasmoke: