What I did this summer

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

We had different ideas about what constitutes art. He went from wanting to do the lifecasting pieces to wanting to charge guys to have "conversation drinks", or "private shows" with the models. (at the time I was his only model)

I am a retired stripper. If I wanted to do "private shows" for dudes, I wouldn't have retired. He also wanted to take the show out of the art gallery and put it in a bar. I called him a pimp, and basically things went downhill from there. He called me a tired looking worn out skank, I called him a sellout, yada yada. Long story short, things were said which couldn't be taken back, and he took the entire discussion from a private difference of opinion, and blasted me publicly on MySpace. Things went waaay downhill after that, and he threatened to "make that bitch (me) eat wedding cake through a straw."
As you might imagine, I didn't take that well.

[potsmokingnome]

We had different ideas about what constitutes art. He went from wanting to do the lifecasting pieces to wanting to charge guys to have "conversation drinks", or "private shows" with the models. (at the time I was his only model)

I am a retired stripper. If I wanted to do "private shows" for dudes, I wouldn't have retired. He also wanted to take the show out of the art gallery and put it in a bar. I called him a pimp, and basically things went downhill from there. He called me a tired looking worn out skank, I called him a sellout, yada yada. Long story short, things were said which couldn't be taken back, and he took the entire discussion from a private difference of opinion, and blasted me publicly on MySpace. Things went waaay downhill after that, and he threatened to "make that bitch (me) eat wedding cake through a straw."
As you might imagine, I didn't take that well.

Wow, what a fuckin Bastard!!

Yes your freakin hot for a 38 year old! Your husband is a very lucky Man!

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

That's my hubby in the video holding my boobs.

[potsmokingnome]

Very Very Very Lucky man then!!

[delusionsofNORMALity]

all i ever asked for was a pic of your feet!!! you're perfectly willing flash that gorgeous body out of any old store front, but you can't manage to allow me one little peek at your tootsies. i feel so unloved. i think i'll go sulk in the basement now.

oh shit, i don't have a basement.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

AHAHAHAHAHAH! How are you?!
Are you sure my feet aren't in those vids anywhere? I was barefoot.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

i noticed you chose to return to the fold during my small hiatus (the old laptop busted and it took a couple of weeks to replace her). i'm pretty sure your feet were edited out due to their pornographic nature.

[4osiris]

I can imagine why the guy-no pun intended is milking the clock(takes a long time), he's human. Sorry he's subhuman though, what a jerk. You're an exquisite Picasso yourself. And those guys(your body techs)sure didn't look as though they disliked their work. You are woman, Mrs. Greenjeans. That's what's up!

Peace.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

i noticed you chose to return to the fold during my small hiatus (the old laptop busted and it took a couple of weeks to replace her). i'm pretty sure your feet were edited out due to their pornographic nature.

That's too bad. I'd take a pic for you now, but my camera is on the fritz. I'm sporting a lovely french pedicure today.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I can imagine why the guy-no pun intended is milking the clock(takes a long time), he's human. Sorry he's subhuman though, what a jerk. You're an exquisite Picasso yourself. And those guys(your body techs)sure didn't look as though they disliked their work. You are woman, Mrs. Greenjeans. That's what's up!

Peace.

Thank you 4osiris! One of the body techs is my husband. He definitely enjoys any opportunity to smear me in vaseline and baby oil.