I just ate a firecracker on an empty stomach at 8:45 am. Here is a timeline. I am sorry I cannot tell you the amounts exactly. I guess each firecracker has about a bowl's worth of weed in it.

T+ 0:05: a very slight pleasant feeling. my face feels vaguely warm. (My face always heats up and sweats slightly when I am high.) I will eat another one at 10:00 if I am not as high as I'd like to be.

T+ 0:10: my teeth feel funny. This happens whenever I get high, it's hard to describe. I am going to play some Mariokart or Zelda on my Wii. and do some laundry.

T+ 0:15 drank the remainder of a glass of Pinot Grigio left over from last night.

T+ 0:45 Beginning to feel the body high unique to ingestion.

T+ 1:00 Ate a second firecracker.

T+ 1:25 I am high.

fuck the T thing. I am too high to figure it out. it is 10:41am or some shit. I am listening to crazy jungle and talking in the chat room. fuck. I am high.

11:37 I just got an empty bowl of cereal mixed up with a pint of ice cream. for a second. fuck. in high. fine motor skills getting sloppy. playing mariokart. and sucking. sort of.

12:04 I feel so relaxed. I am going to take a short nap. still high. Itā??s kind of mellowed out.

3:19 I donā??t feel very stoned, coming down. But, ā??my wife said, you are fucked up. When I came home, you were saying weird shit.ā? Yeah, the peak has passed, but I am still stoned.

4:20 high is wearing. took a couple bong hits. thatā??s it I guess.
angry nomad Reviewed by angry nomad on . Firecrackers; an experience I just ate a firecracker on an empty stomach at 8:45 am. Here is a timeline. I am sorry I cannot tell you the amounts exactly. I guess each firecracker has about a bowl's worth of weed in it. T+ 0:05: a very slight pleasant feeling. my face feels vaguely warm. (My face always heats up and sweats slightly when I am high.) I will eat another one at 10:00 if I am not as high as I'd like to be. T+ 0:10: my teeth feel funny. This happens whenever I get high, it's hard to describe. I am Rating: 5