Does anyone think it is wierd that a locksmith shop would get broken into five times in one month? Fix the freakin' lock!

Anyway, a good phrase to teach your watch parrot might be, "Freeze motherfucker!"

A bad phrase might be, "The money is hidden in the safe behind the picture, and the combination is 32-12-24-13...brawk! The weed's in there too...brawk! Polly wanna bong hit! Polly wanna bong hit! Brawk!"