quote=Weedywildwoman

Why can't my plants look like yours?
Because she knows how to grow better than you.

Why am I the crappiest weed grower ever?
Because you think you are.

Why do I always get some problem with my plants?
Because you haven't yet figured out how to remedy all your problems, but has anyone?

Why do my turtles not get along sometimes?
Because they need space, and it's hard to get that in the enclosure.

Why does my right knee hurt right now?
Usually knee pain is the result of an injury, such as a ruptured ligament or torn cartilage. But it also could be a medical condition such as arthritis, gout or infection.