Flowering 2 Master Kush

[Opie Yutts]

quote=Weedywildwoman

Why can't my plants look like yours?
Because she knows how to grow better than you.

Why am I the crappiest weed grower ever?
Because you think you are.

Why do I always get some problem with my plants?
Because you haven't yet figured out how to remedy all your problems, but has anyone?

Why do my turtles not get along sometimes?
Because they need space, and it's hard to get that in the enclosure.

Why does my right knee hurt right now?
Usually knee pain is the result of an injury, such as a ruptured ligament or torn cartilage. But it also could be a medical condition such as arthritis, gout or infection.

[GixxerRidinToker]

Isn't this a grow log? I wanna see some buds weedhound!!

[Opie Yutts]

What's wrong with gout and infection?

[Weedhound]

I do happen to like gout and infection but the smell doesn't get accross the computer screen as well as it might.....

I KNEW the whining forum was the way to go here. Not just whining but ENDLESS whining about NOTHING....I mean really.....you just can't beat that. Should be very top forum listed imo. Now i have to whine because there's no forum about it instead of using my precision whining for other purposes.

At least W3 no longer has any problems in life thanks to Opie and Rock.

W3 let me tell you a little story about my growing.....in soil. This was 2 summers ago and was what led me to hydro growing.

Friend gave me a TON of seeds...bagseed. Build outdoor stealth setup for plants. Buy 50 3 gallon pots. Fill with potting soil and soil around the house (WRONG!!!) Plant 150 seeds....three to a pot (WRONG!!) Wait for 3 weeks. (WRONG!!) See very small plants come up but not very many. Invite friend to troubleshoot. Friend says what I am seeing there are weeds....NO mj sprouts. Dump everything out......seeds planted WAY too deep (about 2 inches down) (WRONG!!) Everything sprouted but couln't find their way to the top because they were too far down.

Repot with fresh soil and dirt from home. Plant 150 seeds in 3 pots.....wait another 3 weeks. Nothing. Turns out I let the seeds (which were old anyway) exposed too much to the air and ruined them.

REPOT 50 3 GALLON POTS WITH FRESH POTTING SOIL ETC..... This time plant 60 seeds in rapid rooters so I can MAKE SURE they sprout. (I had picked up a new oz and it had some blueberry aghani seeds in it). They DO SPROUT!! Plant them all in the (now) 60 pots. (Realize that I started this project at the beginning of May....it's now halfway through JULY!!) :wtf: Transplant them all into the pots. They ALL grow 3 inches high.....and then stop. That's it....3 inches. All of them. EVERY SINGLE ONE!. I check out my friend's grow and hers are 1 foot high....slight difference. Turns out that the SHITTY home dirt I used (WRONG!!) was like clay and didn't allow for proper drainage etc...) ..the roots could not grow through it so when they hit the edge of the rapid rooters they just stopping growing. That's why they were all the exact same size. So transplants 60 little 3 inch plants into new potting soil. (I'm now hitting August....harvest is in middle of October-ish) SO....they finally start to grow somewhat....not too well because now the days have shortened and they've begun to flower. Just when I think I'm safe we have a record two week "heat storm"....temps between 106 to 113 degrees F....without fail for two weeks straight.

That was pretty much the last of it. I had fans going, extra shade misting them during the day......ha ha ha. When all was said and done, (sexed etc...) I ended up with about six half-assed female plants and my total take from the grow was less than 2 oz.

I switched to hydro and on my very first grow I got five females from 8 plants and harvested nine ounces. AND I harvested pretty early too. I'll never go back to soil.

PS....PRETTY GOOD WHINE EH??? :S2:

[JackHerer]

I switched to hydro and on my very first grow I got five females from 8 plants and harvested nine ounces. AND I harvested pretty early too. I'll never go back to soil.

Not to bad about an 8.5 on the whineometer , but did I not see a thread about you dabbling with the dark side again not so long ago .

Pity I missed this whning thread sounds like it was a laugh.

[Weedhound]

Lol, yes I did jack...and do you notice....the voodoo immediately returned. Somewhere in this log I linked my most recent terrifying experience the the dirty side.....and it was just as frightening (and seductive ) as I remembered.....:wtf:

[JackHerer]

LOL WH I'm beginning to understand about that. Giving the old dirty stuff a go myself for this batch of mothers. Had some beautiful looking SIlver Haze & Crimea blue seedlings right up to they got five nodes & I thought I could add a bit of nutes. WRONG

They haven't grown at all since just before christmas so re potted them today into new potting mix & removed the badly affected leaves, fingers crossed they will come back especially on the CB as Barneys seeds proved to be pretty bad on the germ ratio's.

[Opie Yutts]

Wow WH, just really... wow! That is a heck of a story and some damn precision whining. That was a huge amount of trouble and expense for not even 2 oz yield. Think about how much wage you earn per hour (or could), add up all your hours for that dirt project, and think of the weed you could have just bought for all that. And then compared to your next harvest in hydro, it's enough to drive anyone to hydro and give them a complete and utter hatred of dirt farming. I think I more completely understand your disdain for dirt. I have no doubt that you could grow in dirt with a little guidance and practice, but I'm glad you don't.

[Weedhound]

Opie it was INSANE. My friend was sitting outisde in the middle of this heat storm with a fly swatter because she got this grasshopper HURRICANE come through. She was literally swatting grasshoppers with this fly swatter in 110 degree heat.....all fucking day.

So the next year she says to me...."When are you going to plant your outdoor stuff?" and when I laughed hysterically from a prone position on the floor she then said

"oh come on....it wasn't that bad.

[MVP]

A little bit of an insane time is okay now and then, but that seems too damn crazy!

Give her one of these next time *passes 2 cann capsules* and she'll be just fine.....