The best fix I can think about: Get the hell out of there.

Yu have time to sick for a better position.... In a place where they can distinguish between pee quality and work productivity... Thereby, next time they ask your U, yu can say that it's unacceptable to invade workers privacy. If 'yu're a good element and they loose yu, well.... they will have to consider their protocol...

Well, I have the back pack solution but I am not sure that I'm ready to through it out easily. I've been trying to stimulate challengers on several forum just by saying: " It's in in the test strips them self"...

I'm still waiting.... Please, challenge me it's all what I'm waiting for...