Gimmie a minute to roll a joint.
Do you get my point?
I've been appointed
to anoint you with rhyme.
And I'm right on time
I'll do the crime.
Better than gin and lime juice.
I get loose.
I drive a souped up deuce.
I'll try not to be obtuse.
while I rhyme like a Dr. Suess book.
Words are my hook.
Watch me cook.
Go on, get a good look at my style.
Buck wild.
Get with me for a while.
We'll smoke a big pile of my stash
Weed and hash.
I don't drink sour mash.
I get paid in green cash money.
I please my honey,
'till she's wet and runny.
Longer than the energizer bunny.
Do you think that's funny?