Weed is the main
way I treat my pain.
I'm looking for a strain
that will melt my brain,
and keep me sane,
'cause I love my Mary Jane.
My sack is getting drained
'cause it goes in my volcano.
I just don't say no
to chronic or hydro.
Your mind will know
when you blow
the stuff that I grow.
Hello.
Get mellow.
Do tell...
Have you got enough to sell?
Does it smell?
Real well?
Like a skunk in hell?
Will it make my bell ring?
Make me feel like a king?
Make me sing instead of rap?
Make me nap?
Put a buzz up in my cap?
You know I don't smoke crap.
Better strap me in.
put some hash on a pin,
Tape the bong to my chin,
and notify my next of kin.
Got some weed? ...Count me in.