Write at least 2 sentences that rhyme

[affasd]

i hope you die.
i'm eating pizza pie.

[Coelho]

Please, please tell me why
Im not getting high
I tried a new recipe today
Followed the steps all the way
Yesterday it worked very well
But today its just hell
Waiting the high come to me
But it seems sober i must be
Fuck bad weed, old shitty weed
Disappoints you when you more need
At least im rhyming well, bro
Does im stoned and dont know?
She is buying a stairway to heaven
If i had money i would buy seven
Seven rings for the dwarves in their halls of stone
Seven colors of the rainbow when through rain the sun shone
Im waiting my high, but i got none
I think ill smoke till im gone
Hey Joe where are you going to now?
Im going to smoke with my pal
Blunts, joints, and a great bong
Until we become like Cheech N Chong
Yes i think im stoned and dont know
Rhyming is so easy, words just flow
I could spend all my night rhyming
But would prefer to be just staring
Stoned like a fresh newbie
Who said to the soberness: goodbye.
Anyway its time to post it
Cause my PC is a piece of shit
If i lose this things i did write
I would give the mouse a hard bite
I know it doenst make sense any more
Thats why i will stop. I reached the shore.

[Coelho]

I cant stop its controlling me
I think i was born for poetry
But now its over i must to smoke
I wanna be high when i awoke
Dont know if the spelling is right
But damn, words dont bite
Please give me strenght to stop
Take me from here, call a cop
I just love rhyming, its spellbinding
But my time its going, and going,
And it will never come back to me
So, rhymes, let me go free!

[Coelho]

Now its 4.20, i just smoked
Im as high as i wished
But its just the beginning
And the high keeps increasing
Now ill just say goodbye
Cause im so high i think i will die,
How is good to feel, again, like a newbie :stoned:

[DAY-DREAMER-MAN]

all night long take hits from the bong come along and get high like cheech & chong... i dont no if that rhyme's but i dont care cos am high as fuck:jointsmile:

[psteve]

Weed is the main
way I treat my pain.
I'm looking for a strain
that will melt my brain,
and keep me sane,
'cause I love my Mary Jane.
My sack is getting drained
'cause it goes in my volcano.
I just don't say no
to chronic or hydro.
Your mind will know
when you blow
the stuff that I grow.
Hello.
Get mellow.
Do tell...
Have you got enough to sell?
Does it smell?
Real well?
Like a skunk in hell?
Will it make my bell ring?
Make me feel like a king?
Make me sing instead of rap?
Make me nap?
Put a buzz up in my cap?
You know I don't smoke crap.
Better strap me in.
put some hash on a pin,
Tape the bong to my chin,
and notify my next of kin.
Got some weed? ...Count me in.

[ghosty]

as tomorrow morning starts to creep
im fucking tired but cannot sleep
i wish i dint have to go to class
so i could sleep in and sit on my fucking ass

yeah, it's late, im tired but my insomnia's keeping me up. Im out of weed, and kinda grumpy

[geonagual]

This thread is going off
canadanks, coehlo and psteve showing their stuff
smoking the dank throughout the night
got so stoned I lost my sight
now I cant see
and I think I need to pee

[Chong Version 2.0]

I just bought some Biobizz
I think you all know what that is.
I also bought me some Clonex
I don't want my plants to have sex.

[Coelho]

Yes the weed is the best key
To keep rhymin as dr.dre
Its a pity that you cant see
Hey Geo where are you goin to pee?
Morning breaks here too
Happily nothing i have to do
My quote of classes are over for good
I already studied more than i should
Remember that everything has an end
So sleep will come, be sure my friend.
Without weed our world fall
Mary Jane, our love, psteve said it all,
So, while we live, until we die,
Lets smoke and get high! :stoned:

EDIT: I must edit, there is a reason,
1200 posts is a great occasion
So for remember this unique time
I did write one more rhyme.