doing ureself

[Encatuse]

Wow.. I didn't even know it was actually possibe. Kudo's to the self-suckers out there.

[dog420]

Didn't Marylin Manson get a rib removed so he could blow himself

Haha i thought it was Prince...i was wrong!!!

[Encatuse]

Naw. Manson didn't really do that. He did however cum in a deaf girls ear.

Long Hard Road Out of Hell was a decent book... interested at the least.

[Climbing High]

i dont know if i would, thats not really a place i want my mouth to be. any ladies out there though, you mouth is welcome any time.

[ermitonto]

In all seriousness I am able to do this. All it takes is a little flexibility and the right position. Put a couple pillows on the floor a couple feet away from the wall, then lie down with your head on the pillows facing away from the wall, swing your feet over your head and "walk down the wall" until you're face to face with your member. At this point I can usually tongue it a little and with some stretching I can get the head in my mouth. Much better than jacking off!

[Garden Knowm]

WOW.. seriously....?

Ya know, I was thinking about writing a book..

pen name: swami swallowmychi

it would be found in the yoga section at Borders (Barnes and Noble doesn't even sell high times - fucking jokers)

it would be titled.. "how to reabsord your chi in 30 days"

Ermitonto... I give this idea to YOU.. my friend.. please run with it and become rich.. I will be more than willing to PRODUCE the "How to video" if you need that made.



NOw for the question we have all be thinking.... do you swallow?


aHahhahahah


I bet you chico tries this the second he reads your post : )

[ermitonto]

No, I don't swallow. What do you think I am, gay?















(That second sentence was a joke. Nothing against homosexuals or semen-swallowing heterosexuals.)

[LonerStoner]

WOW.. seriously....?

it would be found in the yoga section at Borders (Barnes and Noble doesn't even sell high times - fucking jokers)

Since when? I always used to buy high times at B & N.

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

there were a lot of bizarre rumors going on like this about marilyn manson but most of them arent true. not to say dude doesnt do some really fucked up stuff tho...i was truamatized by the long hard road out of hell
anyway back to the subjekt at hand i wouldnt give myself a blow job for a few reasons. A. dont want ANY guy parts that close to my face even if its mine and B. i imagine itd make it less special when u actually do get some of that

you know what im talking about lol

[GHoSToKeR]

"I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage." - Bill Hicks