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10-18-2007, 07:39 AM #11Senior Member
Some front line views of the war against God.
I do so love these intelligent design discussions.
As a Pastafarian or follower of the Flying spaghetti monster I feel it is important that my religion be taught so others can be "touched".
Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Note to mods this link is totally relevant to this conversation as is the FSM.
In the beginning, the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the Universe, presumably when he was drunk. This aspect, known as Unintelligent Design, has successfully been used to explained disco and Jar Jar Binks, among other things. His Noodiliness created pirates as absolute divine beings. The declining numbers of pirates over recent years has caused the Flying Spaghetti Monster to become angry and punish us through global warming. Heaven consists of beer volcanoes and a stripper factory, while there is no known equivalent to Hell. This in a nutshell, is Pastafarianism.
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