-laughs- My x-girlfriends a slut. She cheated on me with a little 160 pound punk. I saw him in a grocery store parking lot. I stared meanly at him. lol. He said "You wanna fight or somethin?" I weigh 260 pounds.. I was like "Are you retarded? Haven't you seen Rushmore?" And he's like "What the fuck you talkin about?" ((he's a little fucking wigger)) I was on 3 serequel and a joint and a half. I said 'You don't ask someone if they wanna fight, you just shove their head into a car door or something" and he's like "fuck you" and i just took my hand and shoved the side of his head through his old piece of shit truck window. He started crying and called me a pussy, so I jumped in my girlfriends car and drove it at him. He jumped in between two cars. I said out the window "So still wanna fight?" He just stared at me really meanly with tears in his eyes. I have no idea how the fuck his face wasn't covered in blood. But he just had this huge fucking lump on his head according to the cops. He whipped out his cell phone and called 911. I told my girlfriend to get the fuck in the car, drove away at like 70 miles per hour. Well, I stayed at a friends house that night, and my mom decided to tell the cops where I was the next day((lol.. what a mom)) Anyway, I was arrested. And I got mugshots and fingerprints taken. They said if I goto "Teen Court" and if I comply with my punishment ((an essay and __ hours of community service)) then this doesn't even go on my record.

In conclusion: Serequel and Pot mixed make you think a slut is worth going to jail for.

The moral: They fucking aren't.