Scary... lol

[Encatuse]

Man.. right now Im somewhat ((barely)) stoned.. and I had a bong out and shit cuz im about to do salvia... but I'm retarded to I accidently had my giant front window blinds all the way up so you could see in insanely easy.. and this man wearing like proffessional looking clothing and stuff comes up to the door. I start freaking out thinking its a cop since last weekend I put a kids head through a window. ((Long story, I've got battery charges being pressed against me)) And I was like "Fuck, just what I need, the house reeking, a visible bong, and a roach in my pocket to add to all this shit..." I answer the door, since he had already seen me....

STUPID JEHOVA'S WITNESSES.

Encatuse Reviewed by Encatuse on 01-31-2005. Scary... lol Man.. right now Im somewhat ((barely)) stoned.. and I had a bong out and shit cuz im about to do salvia... but I'm retarded to I accidently had my giant front window blinds all the way up so you could see in insanely easy.. and this man wearing like proffessional looking clothing and stuff comes up to the door. I start freaking out thinking its a cop since last weekend I put a kids head through a window. ((Long story, I've got battery charges being pressed against me)) And I was like "Fuck, Rating: 5

[sugarmagnolia]

fuck this story, i wanna hear about the battery charges. seems quite strange.

[Encatuse]

-laughs- My x-girlfriends a slut. She cheated on me with a little 160 pound punk. I saw him in a grocery store parking lot. I stared meanly at him. lol. He said "You wanna fight or somethin?" I weigh 260 pounds.. I was like "Are you retarded? Haven't you seen Rushmore?" And he's like "What the fuck you talkin about?" ((he's a little fucking wigger)) I was on 3 serequel and a joint and a half. I said 'You don't ask someone if they wanna fight, you just shove their head into a car door or something" and he's like "fuck you" and i just took my hand and shoved the side of his head through his old piece of shit truck window. He started crying and called me a pussy, so I jumped in my girlfriends car and drove it at him. He jumped in between two cars. I said out the window "So still wanna fight?" He just stared at me really meanly with tears in his eyes. I have no idea how the fuck his face wasn't covered in blood. But he just had this huge fucking lump on his head according to the cops. He whipped out his cell phone and called 911. I told my girlfriend to get the fuck in the car, drove away at like 70 miles per hour. Well, I stayed at a friends house that night, and my mom decided to tell the cops where I was the next day((lol.. what a mom)) Anyway, I was arrested. And I got mugshots and fingerprints taken. They said if I goto "Teen Court" and if I comply with my punishment ((an essay and __ hours of community service)) then this doesn't even go on my record.

In conclusion: Serequel and Pot mixed make you think a slut is worth going to jail for.

The moral: They fucking aren't.

[Not Enough Herb]

nice story man

later

[sugarmagnolia]

now that's a story . ouch through a window. sounds like something out of a gangster movie.

[duppy man]

fighting for any reason is a mugs game, quit while your ahead Encatuse believe me I have scars all over, broken nose scars on both hands, stabbed twice and attacked with a broken pool cue,,,,, and i used to fight in a animal house ( no holds barred ) for fun and a bit of extra cash
ps move on man is she worth going to jail for

[Encatuse]

Yeah. Im out of that relationship. I've got too much to lose to fuck around with that stuff. But at least I can now say the one 'fight' I've been in I won. Err, if you don't include getting punched in the nose in 6th grade. lol. I did some salvia 20x just like an hour ago.. and to be honest it helped me realize alot of stuff. And if your girlfriend can lie to your face about cheating on you without even blinking.. she's not worth it. Anyway, I live 400 miles away from her as of yesterday. And Damn Duppy, I'm not sure I could ever fight for fun.

[duppy man]

go to this site and have a look I do get a mention on the site a few times,, that was my stomping grounds of the 70s and 80s,,http://www.geoffthompson.com/books/B...ch_my_back.htm

[Encatuse]

Wow.. that's scary as hell.. but I have this urge to say 'Man.. that's so badass'. -laughs- I'm the biggest dork, pushing a kids head through a window is the closes thing to badass I've ever done. When the police mugshotted me the officer literally said "You might want to take off your glasses for the photoshoot" I was like "why?" he said "Well, these photo's will be in our systems for the rest of your life odds are, and I'm not sure when your 30 you'll want to remember that you wore those glasses". -laughs- Man. That's awesome that you were mentioned in a book. Anyway, I'm off to purchase marijuana!

[duppy man]

take your pick Enca riddle me this am i black or am i white or am i in between who am i