I've missed you guys!

[potsmokingnome]

welcome back greenjeans and psn! do tell your stories.

Thanks for the Welcome back yoda! Hmmmm stories, not much to tell really, I've been gone from cannabis.com for almost 6 months due to one simple fact, ok maybe two: One my ex got the comp (which is ok cause its a peice of crap, and i got a new comp!) and the second reason is I couldn't afford the net for awhile..but now I got my comp and my net conection, so cannabis.com I'm back!! Woo Hoo...boring story I know! lol

[higher4hockey]

knew you'd be back....well...i hoped.

[trainwreck530]

right on

[geonagual]

She will be back to answer all of your questions in 2 months...thanks for reading.

[rebgirl420]

Hey! Im glad your back. You up and dissapeared. I thought you fell off the face of the earth. Welcome back!!

[xcrispi]

Whats up Sis. !!!!!
You get the house done yet ?
G/B Guys
Xcrispi -n- Juicy J :stoned:

[Markass]

Too much to tell right now. I'm on my way to bed. Hope everyone is happy, healthy, and high! I'll stop in tomorrow and roam around making random annoying comments.

wow! you've risen from the dead, greenjeans! it's been forever :stoned::thumbsup:

it's great to see you back

[Green Love]

who'd I miss?

[stinkyattic]

GREENJEANS YOU PERVERT!!!!!!!

You know you missed me too.
Hope ya brought some emergency shiraz.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Good morning! Sorry I didn't make it in yesterday. I decided to take the kids to the park, and then I went to a friends house and helped her cook the ultimate dinner slam. Fried chicken, mashed potatoes, great northern beans with hamhocks, skillet cornbread, barbequed pulled pork, salad, and a chocolate caramel streusel cake. All you stoners hungry yet? :eat:Okay, I have a shitload of housework to do, and I still have to edit my wedding pics so I can post them on my blog sometime before the end of the millenium, so here's what I'm gonna do. I'm going to set a timer, and every hour I'm going to take a 15 minute break and come in here and post. When the timer goes off, it's back to housework. Hopefully by the end of the day, I'll be all caught up with everyone, AND all the laundry will be done.

PSN: Glad you got situated again. WB!
Unknown: Ramen are the Food of the Gods. Make a note of it. And Lazy Day Dump Cake runs a close second.
Slip! How's life for you and your lady love?
Geo: You sexy cacher! When you gonna come huntin' in my nooks and crannies?
Yoda: Thx for the welcome! I'm glad to be here!
WH: Thanks hon. How's tricks? Are you bustin noob balls?
Little Wing: Welcome back!
Birdie! How are you?! How is Dave? Have you found an undereye concealer that works for you? *giggle*
THC: I'm more of a slitherer than a crawler.
H4H: How you been you pervy monkey?
Trainwreck:Thx!
REB! Hi cutie! How's your sex life?
XCrispi! Well, we got the ceiling fixed and nothing leaks. It's a start. The dining room is still purple and gold though. I'm thinking of just hanging a disco ball in it and calling it finished.
MARKASS! My favorite cradle robbing fantasy! How have you been?
Green Love: You didn't miss much. LOL!
And last, but definitely not least...
STINKY!!!! How does your garden grow my fair lady? I readily admit to being a pervert. I still want to see you naked in Ugg boots. And of course I missed you! I'm a bad friend. I got so caught up in daily life that I pretty much let my computer gather dust. My desktop died, and the wedding sucked up all my money, so I haven't been able to buy a new harddrive, so I've been using my laptop. Then I was eating a baked sweet potato with butter and cinnamon and brown sugar, and I spilled about two tablespoons of melted butter and sugar on my keyboard, and now I have a hell of a time typing the letter "B". Or anything else for that matter. I have to pound the hell outta my keys.
My doc suggested that I start drinking a glass of red wine a day. I'm going to tell him that leads to anal.

Let's see. What have I been up to? The house is slowly coming together. The people that used to own it were dirty motherfuckers, so it's been a process of elbow grease and flat out pitching stuff. They left so much junk here that we now have a guy that comes by once a week to take stuff to the scrap yard. Old freezers, washers and dryers, water heaters, rabbit and dog cages, ugly 1970's swag lamps, you name it. I did find a kickass 30 pound battle sword under the steps though, with a lion engraved on both sides of the hilt.
We did the usual summer stuff. Yard work, partying, hanging out with our kids. I did some figure modeling for a local artist (who turned out to be a using, opportunistic, 2 faced dickhead). We started an internet radio station, but it was too time consuming. So now I'm just going to dj for awhile. Our cat Lincoln died, but a month prior, he actually brought us a cat that looks JUST LIKE HIM. So we still have a black kitty. His name is BuddhaK, or just K. He's a fat lovey little bastard.

We got married in our backyard by a Wiccan priestess. It was a lovely ceremony. I was in a white and ivory empire waist medieval gown with long bell sleeves and a square neckline, a simple wreath of tiny white roses in my hair and silver slippers. Papi and the boys wore kilts and white shirts, complete with sporrans. My girls wore white muslin dresses and silver slippers with the same wreaths in their hair. We stepped over a sword at the start of the ceremony to symbolize cutting ties with the past, and at the end of the ceremony we jumped a broom that Papi and I made together, to symbolize jumping into the future together with a fresh clean start. Then everybody blew bubbles.
Our first dance was "The Waiting is Over" by Eva Cassidy.
Then we had a kickass housewarming party and everybody got loaded and ate tons of food and wrecked my house. LOLOLOL!

Recovery was slow. It took us 2 days to get the house back in order. Now we're gearing up for a Halloween party.

I'm on my 4th grow. Progress has been slow what with the wedding preparations and the amount of money we spent, but it was worth it. This time around I've got an experiment going. I crossed my usual kickass sativa, and my sativa/indica, with the famous Dumpster. It was really a happy accident. I had a male Dumpster (I am friends with some Hookah folks) and it unexpectedly jizzed all over my lovely ladies before I could isolate him. So now I'm growing the resulting seeds. They're about an inch high.
I also germed 3 Mazar x Hash#1. I'll be planting those tomorrow. They just cracked the husk, and I want to wait until I've got a longer taproot before I chuck them into pots.

I think that's it for now. If I think of anything else I'll add it later.
Hey, where's the rest of the growing ladies? Scarlet, Chrissy, Demeter, Dutch?