robert42

[Ammie]

need a rub??!?!?!!?

[robert42]

yup as usual lol

[RESiNATE]

i find if im kissed say a extra 10 inches above the lump i feel a cured man! lmao :P

What, like in the same way that ham is cured?

Maybe your genetic code got mixed up, and your body is growing another knee!

You'd be like Mr Scaramanga...except you'd have three knees, instead of three nipples
cool...

Anyways, good luck at the hospital, dude..I know what it's like, and going under the knife is as scary as it gets...been there many times - but I always look at it like, it's gonna be a few hours of terror, but after that, everything will be cool again - I'm sure everything will be fine...either that, or you'll make medical history as the "Three-Kneed-Man"...imagine all the invites for daytime TV shows that you'll get!
lol

[slipnslide087]

damn man, thats crazy. does it have a name? what does the doctor call it? if its unexplained, are they making a documentary for tv? they fuckin should. it could be on modern medical marvels.

[robert42]

thankx res...

na slip they dnt kno wt it is its a medical mystery i should send the pictures of my leg to the newspaper.

[slipnslide087]

fuck yeah you shouldve thats weed money man. well good luck with whatever they do to it man.

[slipnslide087]

i wish sufficient meds upon you

[RESiNATE]

i wish sufficient meds upon you

lol..yeah, i second that

When the doctor asks you, "Do you have any pain?"
the answer you're looking for is, "Yes...Lots!"
then slip into the world of the Mighty Morphine Powered Rangers! bwhahahahaha

cool!

[slipnslide087]

on a scale from one to ten your pain is "off the fucking chart doctor give me something quick" then he'll rush and get an iv and pump you up with 100cc's of morphine....and youll escape with a bottle of 80mg oxy contin. robert, that shit is unheard of amn......it can hurt as bad as you say it does man!!!! use it to your advantage. remember that shit.

[robert42]

lol dam i miss the ppl who posted in this thread

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