Well.......anyways, I tried diluting w/ Salt-Gatorade mixture (2 tablespoons of salt in 2 quarts of Gatorade), and it didn't make me piss at all....it mostly made me shit, and very liquid-y at that. And now I'm in pain from liquishitting so much. Anyways, I tested myself in the morning w/ first void, and again about 20 mins ago after the failed dilution method.

10/13/2007
1:53 PM (first void)
THC Test --> Positive (Barely faint to no line)
Creatinine: 100
Nitrite: Neg (L)
Gultaraldehyde: Neg.
pH: 4-7
S.G.: 1.015
Oxidant/PCC: Neg (L)

Then I tried the following dilution method:

2:30 PM --> 4 Aspirin
5:30 PM --> 4 Aspirin
7:00 PM --> 4 Rolaids, 16 oz. Gatorade-Salt liquid
7:15 PM --> 1 B-100 Vitamin Complex (time release-NOT CRUSHED), 8 oz Gatorade-Salt liquid
7:30 PM --> 8 oz Gatorade-Salt liquid
7:45 PM --> 8 oz Gatorade-Salt liquid
8:00 PM --> 4 Rolaids, 8 oz Gatorade-Salt liquid
8:15 PM --> At this point, I started shitting liquid like crazy. Went 2 times, but pissed minimally
8:30 PM --> 4 Aspirin, 8 oz Gatorade-Salt liquid
8:35 Pm --> Had another liqui-shit session (minimal piss).
8:45 PM --> Got so fucking thirsty, and I felt kinda sick, so I broke down and drank 20-24 oz of regular water
9:00 PM --> 4 Rolaids, 4 oz Gatorade-Salt liquid
9:05 PM --> Had ANOTEHR liqui-shit session (minimal piss again), but almost clear liquid shit (quite a bit).
9:30 PM --> 1/2 caffeine pill
10:00 PM --> 1 B-100 Vitamin Complex (time release-CRUSHED), 4 Rolaids, 4 oz Gatorade-Salt liquid, 16 oz Gatorade-Creatine-Fiber mix
11:00 PM --> TEST

Same EXACT results as this morning. Except the urine was yellow, and smelled like multivitamins.

And again, I'm pretty sure it's because all that liquid never made it to my kidneys/urine, but stayed in the intestine, and hence the painful diarrhea . Anyways, I would like any advice on how to fix this dilution method to make it work. I'm guessing the first thing would be to cut all the salt out, and just try it w/ Gatorade? Also, should I try out S2's 2 hour, 1 gallon dilution plan, but w/o the salt? Ugh.....I hope to god I can get this to work sooner than later.

Any and all advice, as usual, would be much appreciated.