Quote Originally Posted by aries ormazd
Go to your local smoke shop and bring about $40 and get yourself and bottle of "Instant Clear". Clears your system, free of THC :thumbsup: (Sorry if anyone already recomended this)

I dont know if they can tell that you drank somthing to make you clean, but I know that it worked when my parents were all anal back in the day. Or there are these things called "Wissonators" or somthing like that... Sorry if none of this is helpful. Good luck man!
It's Whizzinator and those drinks are a rip off. They are hit or miss and most work by dilution, which you can do for $5-10 instead of $40. Good try but there is a lot more to drug testing than you probably realize.


Quote Originally Posted by RunningScared
Thank you SO MUCH for your always helpful responses, FBR. I am not touching the green ever again, so that won't be an issue for me. But I also wanted to ask you this, asides from the Rolaids (I'm guessing these are for pH and Ca concentrations) and salt advice you gave me, should I stick EXACTLY to N2's dilution schedule?

That is, starting at 12 hrs before w/ aspirins, and stopping them at 4 hrs? I've also read elsewhere that you want to take the aspirin until like an hour before. Can you please clarify this?

Also, won't the aspirin show up on the adulteration test as having knocked out the EMIT, or whatever? I'm worried about that, too, and is the reasons I've ordered the adulteration strips. Please let me know about this.
The rolaids/tums are to help with specific gravity. Aspirin will not show up as an adulterant. You are taking it by mouth not adding it to the piss, it isn't illegal, and they don't look for aspirin. If you are referring to S2's aspirin and dilution method, I think he recommends taking the aspirin at least 4 hours before the test no more than 12 and you can repeat again shortly before the test, like 1-2 hours before it. I don't think he means stop taking them at the 4 hour mark.