OK Let's play.

You say Creationism is on a par with Evolution and that they are competing theories.

If that's the case you should easily be able to define Creationism and how your theory works.

Let's start (ignoring how silly it is) by working out if you beleive in an old-world or a new-world 'theory' of creationism. Oh, and why. I would like evidence to support why your theory is the best one.