I think my last party foul was a few months ago when my girlfriend and I were at a party and after smoking blunt after blunt after blunt we thought we could sneak into the host's bedroom unnoticed and get it on. That damn bed was so fucking noisey. It was so squeaky and the headboard was banging into the wall. About an hour later a bunch of our friends went running by the bedroom beating on the wall and door laughing their asses off. We got dressed and walked out like none of it happened. It was like we were in high school again. I'm glad the host wasn't mad because she is really cool and filthy rich.