Question for Killerweed, Fakeboobs or any expert on UA

[need2smoke]

Killerweed how often do you get hit with randoms? Are they surprise randoms or do you leave the workplace? Do you keep the QF on you at all times? Fakeboobs how long will QF last in urinator before going bad? Please respond need advice and a little reassurance.

need2smoke Reviewed by need2smoke on 10-11-2007. Question for Killerweed, Fakeboobs or any expert on UA Killerweed how often do you get hit with randoms? Are they surprise randoms or do you leave the workplace? Do you keep the QF on you at all times? Fakeboobs how long will QF last in urinator before going bad? Please respond need advice and a little reassurance. Rating: 5

[FakeBoobsRule]

Quick Fix usually has a shelf life of about 18 months. It shouldn't be stored in sunlight. It should be good in a whizzinator for about 18 months.

[killerweed420]

Usually I get hit every couple months but I still think they are not truely "random". I'm always opening my fat mouth when somebody starts debating the drug war.And I'm sure the boss knows I smoke.
I have a bag I take to work that has my quickfix kit and it stays with me all the time.My drug tests are done about a half mile from work with a nice little convenience store in between so I just pop in there get me a cup of coffee,pop the quickfix in for 10 seconds in the microwave and go across the street to take my test.I also keep a small digital thermometer with me in case the Urine gets a little out of range of the temp strip then I know which way to go.If its high blow on it after its in the cup if its a little low(lord forbid) I rub my finger and thumb together briskly and touch my thumb to the temp strip to get the temp up.I thnik it wa stinky that taught me that little trick.imp:

[romdog11]

what kind of jobs do you have if you are being hit with random drug tests?

[killerweed420]

DOT type job. Like I say I don't believe they are truely random. I think the boss just wants to nail me. The company has about 600 employees so me getting hit every couple months doesn't sound to random to.I just consider it a game. I keep winning so far but who knows I might get hurt in accident and have to be ambulanced to a hospital and then I'd be screwed.:rasta:

[need2smoke]

Thank you killer and boobs I really need that, I'm subjected to "surprise" randoms. No notice at all, a supervisor comes up to you and escorts you to the nurse's office and you take a unsupervised urine test. I was trying to decide whether to go with the bottle of QF or the urinator. I've been practicing at work with the bottle of QF by crotching it under my "pork n' beans" with a pair of tighty whities on and the highest temp I got up to was 94 deg. I will keep practicing though. Man, I haven't smoked in a year and I'm going crazy. I make pretty good money and I think I should be able to do what I want in my free time. As long as I'm not coming to work high as a kite I think it shouldn't be a problem. Sorry people, just had to vent a little, thank you again killer and boobs.

[RunningScared]

Although I'm no expert, I've never heard of anyone testing positive after being clean for over a year. Or are you asking if you can smoke and still pass a test?

[killerweed420]

Thank you killer and boobs I really need that, I'm subjected to "surprise" randoms. No notice at all, a supervisor comes up to you and escorts you to the nurse's office and you take a unsupervised urine test. I was trying to decide whether to go with the bottle of QF or the urinator. I've been practicing at work with the bottle of QF by crotching it under my "pork n' beans" with a pair of tighty whities on and the highest temp I got up to was 94 deg. I will keep practicing though. Man, I haven't smoked in a year and I'm going crazy. I make pretty good money and I think I should be able to do what I want in my free time. As long as I'm not coming to work high as a kite I think it shouldn't be a problem. Sorry people, just had to vent a little, thank you again killer and boobs.

Your problem is going to be you're going to have to have it on you everyday you work which is going to be a pain in the ass.I would do some reasearch and see if you could come up with a good pocket warmer that you could preheat with the quickfix and stuff it in a pocket till duty calls.I had to keep my quickfix in my crotch for 6 hours once and that was a pain in the ass.It kept falling out.

[need2smoke]

And you're right killer, on my test runs with the QF crotched it kept falling out. I will research a better way to come up with a heating solution to that problem....oh yeah killer I like that trick with rubbing your fingers together briskly to get the temp up, it really works!!!

[killerweed420]

And you're right killer, on my test runs with the QF crotched it kept falling out. I will research a better way to come up with a heating solution to that problem....oh yeah killer I like that trick with rubbing your fingers together briskly to get the temp up, it really works!!!

Yeah I'm pretty sure it was stinky that told me about the friction fix.:thumbsup:
Some people wear 2 pairs of tighty whities to keep the bottle in place. Haven't tried that yet.