Oops, sorry hon, the Whizzinator is a fake penis for men, but the Urinator can be used by male or female. It is just a tube with a cork in it, connected to a bag which holds the urine. Just pull out the tube, pull out the cork, and happy peeing, LOL.

And they'll tell you NOT to flush the toilet or wash your hands when finished.

LOL, I KNOW what you mean about "Daddy's little girl." My daughter has made me SO proud. All the way through her life. She doesn't smoke, but if she did, it'd be cool. As long as she didn't do hard drugs, it'd be fine. That is why I didn't smoke for 25 years - I raised SIX great children. Four are serving proudly in the United States Army and earning their college credits there, one has just graduated college and is a flight attendant (My little princess, Daddy's Girl), and the other has a masters in Marine Biology and works down south in Florida. They have ALL made me so proud.

Ok, ok, I'll get off my Proud Daddy soapbox now, LOL.

Just don't be nervous, walk in like you own the place, be real nice, you know yes ma'am and no ma'am, and it'll be okie dokie. Pour that fake pee in their little cup, and walk away knowing you just pulled one over on the Pee Police. Not to mention you made your daddy the proudest papa on earth!

God bless ya, kiddo! Good karma coming your way!
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