i got one "soothing you body is the name of the game today" right before me and my friend were about to smoke another blunt. i thought that was pretty funny
Metaphor Reviewed by Metaphor on . LAME FORTUNE COOKIES Had Chinese for dinner and some fortune cookies, These av to be the lamest fortune cookies ever ..not one told me my fortune or even anything interesting. Who writes this stuff?..."say nothing until you confirm your suspicions", "Failure is opportunity in disguise" WTF Are all fortune cookies so lame ? What did your cookie say? Are all the worlds fortune cookies lame?::( Rating: 5