lol most are pretty lame.... but i mean, they put out millions of these things every day... of course they're gonna run out of 'deep' shit to put in 'em... i think the ones with lottery numbers are funny tho....

"i'm going to go buy a lottery ticket, honey.. what numbers should i pick?"
"wait! lets open a fortune cookie!"

like wtf lol.....

the best ones IMO are just the ones with random philosophy quotes in them.... kinda rare to find them tho...