lmao...

this reminds me of a incident that happened about a year ago. A bunch of us were at the beach at night drinking and eating junk food when one of the guys with us had to pee. He did his business and ran out of the bathroom yelping and then proceeded to rest his junk on a cold metal bench. He said that the salsa he was eating minutes prior to his bathroom break was still on his hands and burned like hell when he held himself.
ScaryMissMary Reviewed by ScaryMissMary on . Funny Story about burning penises hahaha. so i have a funny story to post on here. it's only funny now because i am still alive. last night i was making some dinner, and i was using some very hot peppers off of my own plants. i'm not even sure what kind of peppers they are, but they are HOT! anyways, i was cutting them up and pulling out the seeds and whatnot. without even thinking about it, i didn't wash my hands before i went in the bathroom to take a piss. things were cool and i didn't realize my blunder until about 5 Rating: 5