lmao...

this reminds me of a incident that happened about a year ago. A bunch of us were at the beach at night drinking and eating junk food when one of the guys with us had to pee. He did his business and ran out of the bathroom yelping and then proceeded to rest his junk on a cold metal bench. He said that the salsa he was eating minutes prior to his bathroom break was still on his hands and burned like hell when he held himself.