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10-09-2007, 09:56 PM #1
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Funny Story about burning penises
hahaha. so i have a funny story to post on here. it's only funny now because i am still alive. last night i was making some dinner, and i was using some very hot peppers off of my own plants. i'm not even sure what kind of peppers they are, but they are HOT! anyways, i was cutting them up and pulling out the seeds and whatnot. without even thinking about it, i didn't wash my hands before i went in the bathroom to take a piss. things were cool and i didn't realize my blunder until about 5 minutes later. all of a sudden i get a very uncomfortable feeling in my junk area. within minutes, my penis feels like it's on fire! it took me a minute to realize what was going on..i thought maybe i had some crazy STD. then i remembered my peppers! i jumped in the shower and proceeded to soak my junk in freezing cold water for about 10 minutes..and that helped a little bit. finally after about an hour of holding an ice pack on my junk, i felt normal again. so to all you wannabe chefs out there: wash your hands after handling hot peppers! anyone else out there have similar experiences?
jacked420 Reviewed by jacked420 on . Funny Story about burning penises hahaha. so i have a funny story to post on here. it's only funny now because i am still alive. last night i was making some dinner, and i was using some very hot peppers off of my own plants. i'm not even sure what kind of peppers they are, but they are HOT! anyways, i was cutting them up and pulling out the seeds and whatnot. without even thinking about it, i didn't wash my hands before i went in the bathroom to take a piss. things were cool and i didn't realize my blunder until about 5 Rating: 5
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