Funny Story about burning penises

[jacked420]

my penis and i appreciate the sympathy!

[FakeBoobsRule]

You need some hottie to suck the capsacin out immediately before there is permenant damage!

BTW how many burning penises do you have? The title suggests you have many!

[snowblind]

ahhhhhh that must have wrecked, ive heard natural yoghurt is good for that

[nurse maryjane]

Hmmm.... Not hot peppers, but Ben-Gay once. And not a penis, because... well... I'm a girl. :icon220 accidentally, of course!! I went to the bathroom right after I applied some, and forgot it lingers on your skin!)
It really, really burned!!

ugh...I did that with IcyHot.....if given a choice, I'll now just take the cramp...

[ghosty]

oh man, thats hillarious, but im sure it had to suck for you...

[jacked420]

You need some hottie to suck the capsacin out immediately before there is permenant damage!

BTW how many burning penises do you have? The title suggests you have many!

yeah i agree with you about getting a hottie to help me out! sorry about the misleading title, i do in fact have only one penis.:thumbsup: but while it was burning, i pretended it wasn't mine...

[el_fantistico]

This brings back memories of getting Tiger Balm on my knob... not recommended!!

El Fantistico :smokin:

[thcbongman]

When I was 13, my cousin dared me to spray bug spray on my dick. I did, and he said "that stings doesn't it" and right when he said that, it started to burn like hell, and I started screaming.

My bastard cousin, how I love him.

[Canadian_Cron]

hahaaha thats waaaaay tooo funny man! my only bad experince with hot peppers was when i used to work in a warehouse for sobeys driving forklifts n stuff...

anyways i was shipping a buch of jalapeano peppers out and my friend bet me that i couldnt eat a whole one. i laughed at him cause they rnt even the size of my little finger n i like spicy food. so i ate it but man... i though i was gonna throw up it was sooo hot! i swear there the devil! and the worst part was i couldnt stop it from burining. i put like a whole pack of gum in my mouth and drank like a gallon of water but it didnt do much... haha i couldnt amagine gettin that crap all over my junk!!! ur a champ... seriously!