I don't board, but I ski, and it's fun to do it high. Just don't get too stoned.

One time I went skiing with some friends and we took a break and drank a few pitchers in the lodge. Then we headed back out, and on the lift we decided to smoke a few bowls. I took off my glove to light the lighter and dropped it off the lift on a black diamond mogul run.

So I had been planning to take an easy run because I was so wasted, but I wanted my glove back. So I headed down the black diamond run that would have been about my limit if I was sober, but I was totally wasted. So the whole way down it was: Turn. Plop. Goddamit! Turn. Plop. Goddamit! Turn. Plop. Goddamit!

I had to follow the lift because that's where my glove was, but that meant everyone riding up was watching me fall on my face the whole time. My friends took the easy run and came back up the lift twice before I finally caught up with my glove, and each time they were laughing their asses off at me.

It was about the end of the day, and at one point I saw an orange traffic cone riding the lift and no more people, and I thought if they shut down the lifts and I get stranded out here I'm going to feel like a real ass. But fortunatley I made it back alive.

So the lesson is don't get too wasted and don't drop your glove.