Drug test frustrated

[michealunt]

Hey guys. Oh well everyone have their own story. I used to be a pot head but not anymore. I do it every now and then. I did'nt smoke pot for three weeks and then last week on 29th sep i smoked 1 and another one on sunday afternoon. So i got this job offer now was not expecting to pass the interview but unfortunately i did.

hopefully my test is going to be after this wednesday. I was very curious and pissed off at myself so i started drinking water. I am not very skinny but ok. I got the walkgrees take home test today. I was reading the instructions and i got a dark pink on ( C) and a light bar on a ( T ) which means its negative. But how ? i mean i've heard people say it stays in your system for 30 days. So what do you think ?

Please tell me. starting from today i am taking some golden seal and water pills also. Can someone tell me why that test came negative ? or that means i am clean? i will buy one more drug test tomorrow to see if it really works or not. If you guys suggest me of anything please let me know i am willing to buy it. Secondly is it safe to buy stuff from internet or can we get it from a local store also? I am sure its a pre employment drug test meaning Urine test.

michealunt Reviewed by michealunt on 10-09-2007. Drug test frustrated Hey guys. Oh well everyone have their own story. I used to be a pot head but not anymore. I do it every now and then. I did'nt smoke pot for three weeks and then last week on 29th sep i smoked 1 and another one on sunday afternoon. So i got this job offer now was not expecting to pass the interview but unfortunately i did. hopefully my test is going to be after this wednesday. I was very curious and pissed off at myself so i started drinking water. I am not very skinny but ok. I got the Rating: 5

[iwasafork]

Stop everything that you're doing right now. You're going to be fine. Urine screens are by far the most over rated things ever. In order to test positive 30 days after smoking, you would have had to have been smoking a shit ton of weed. Just to be on the safe side, on the morning of your test, start drinking water and just keep on drinking until you go pee, and then keep on drinking until you have to pee again. You want your pee to be as clear as possible. Good luck, but you won't need it. You'll definitely be absolutely fine.

[FakeBoobsRule]

You want your pee to be as clear as possible. Good luck, but you won't need it.

Not the best advice right there, especially in this case.

Michaelunt, people can test positive 30 days even 60 days after smoking. It depends on smoking history (how long, how much each time, how many times a day), body fat percventage, genetics, physical activity level, diet, and some other factors. Like Iwasafork said, heavy smokers are the ones who can test positive longer. You are a light smoker and if you are passing home tests with the first void of the day, the dirtiest, then you should be fine.

[michealunt]

Thank you fakeboobs. you are the best. Well i was a regular smoker like last year till may. Last year in may i quit for good 6 months then started back for 3 weeks then quit for 6 months then started back in august the whole month i smoked and then quit for 3 weeks and then smoked 2 blunts one saturday(29th) and one sunday. I am a skinny i guess 140 lb.

I am always hungry. after every 5 hours i need to eat. But i dont know why i am skinny. Guys please give me good advise and i am ready to buy anything. I will get a home drug test again today and see how its gonna come. But in recent 5 days i have been pissing alot. i started taking golden seal and water pills yesterday. I want this job dont want to fail the test.

Thanks guys

[TheDefiler]

Some people have all the luck and can eat whatever they want and be skinny. Unfortunately i got the body type that is really efficient and stores everything that isnt used. i got big as a teenager and haven't been able to lower it since. haven't really tried to hard but when i was working out regularly I dropped 25 lbs in 2 months. Its all in the genetics.

[michealunt]

Ok guys. So here i am again. I did'nt believe the take home drug test from walgreens yesterday. I bought another one today. I just drink one bottle of water in 10 hours and pissed like 3 or 4 times. after getting off from work i thought to buy one more takehome drug test. So after eating my dinner at 6:25 i pissed and then at 7:30 i took my drug test again.

I filled the cup with my urine till approximately 35ml. waited 10 min and then results ready. i looked at the book and it says for a negative result you should see 2 pink lines. One in C and another one in T. for positive only one line is seen in C.

So i read my results and i have 2 lines again One dark rose pink in C and one fainted pink in T.

So now please tell me what do you all suggest. are these test pretty accurate? am i ok ? i had to take the test i guess on thursday or may be this friday. do i need to drink or eat anything or i will be just fine.

Fakeboobs i will be waiting for your reply very anxiously sionce you are the king :--). Thanks for all your help. I need this job bad :--(. i told you guys about my diet also.

[michealunt]

Oh yea one more thing

Height: 5'10
weight: i think 140
used to smoke half a blunt every day for 2 years but quit everything last yeaqr starting from Marh 2006. March 2006 - November 2006 Never smoked. In Novemeber smoked for one whole month. Half a blunt a day( Cheap boy here). then quit for 6 months. then smoked again the whole month of august(half a blunt every night) and then quit again on september 13th - september 29th. on 29th i smoked one blunt and on 30th i smoked half a blunt which was sunday(30). after that no useage of drugs or anything. i dont exercise at all. I am a lazy boy loves to ride in my car even if its one block away.

[killerweed420]

It looks like you may be OK. Even if you are always do the dillution anyways.
Drink water and preferrably gatorade the morning of the test.
Piss a couple times before the test.
Take your midstream piss.

Do those things on top of what you've already done and you should pass.The only 100% way to pass is to sub.

[michealunt]

Thanks for your response killerweed. What is this sub? can i buy it locally or do i have to buy off internet, cause if i do then no chance its too late for me. If i can buy it locally i can buy it tomorrow.

[killerweed420]

Quickfix is the most popular synthetic urine I think but there are others. If you don't have a smoke shop close try a health food store.