I think your a stoner in my definition if you incorporate weed into your life. Like You do it everyday, a few times a day. Like I watch the news and smoke, then I log onto my school to log in and I smoke, then I eat something, then I watch some t.v. (some history channel or some TLC) and maybe smoke again (it depends how much I have), then I go about my day and then sleep until 7pm, then I eat again and then when John leaves for work at 11pm I turn on adult swim and smoke again, then I come onto this lovely site and screw around OR I play Halo online with some of you guys until John comes home from work, then I smoke again if he wants to play so I can watch him OR if he's tired I don't smoke and I repeat the process over again.

But the days John's off I smoke repeatedly throughout the night, all night. No matter what.

Having no weed really throws my whole day off.
rebgirl420 Reviewed by rebgirl420 on . How often do you have to smoke before you are a "stoner"? I used to smoke 5 - 6 times per day, but lately I've only been smoking once per day. This is a radical change from 4 years ago when I frowned on "stoners" and made fun of them, and now I'm not even sure what a stoner is, or if I myself am one. Any ideas? Rating: 5