I've been shot twice, and shot at many more.
I was stabbed in the chest.
I was hit by a freight train.
I had encephalitis as a kid, and was clinically dead for almost a minute.
I rode my first bicycle into busy traffic, causing a major pile up.
I was in a near plane crash (the planes engines shut down due to a fire and we dropped 4000 feet before recovering, and making an emergency landing).
I've been in several car crashes, including a high speed rollover.
I once woke up to find a rattlesnake under my tent.
I drove a Ford Pinto in the late '70's.