One time when i was three years old i was at a golf course with my dad and I really really wanted to drive the golf cart. So when he was putting I got in the drivers side of the cart and floored it and pretty soon i was going top speed on a golf cart towards a humungous cliff. Luckily my dad could run pretty fast and he grabbed me and stopped the cart before it went over the cliff.

There were a few more im sure but nothing that i can really remember too well.