I just got high... yeah!

[hvacr]

TV: Can you guess what my credit score is?
ME: It's a big fat ass zero with pace pacante sauce all over it!
TV: No you spaz, it's 720. What you smokin?
ME: Not the big fat credit sausage that you've got!
TV: Damn straight. Over 2 million people got the same sausage.
ME: Man, that's some serious sausage. Any cheese in that thing?
TV: The following program does not necessarily reflect the views of this station.
ME: Huh? (takes 3 rapid hits off the beer-can-bong appearing all intruiqued)
TV: I'm Hulk Hogan and this is my ULTIMATE GRILL that owns all sissy-girl grills!!!
ME: HELL YEAH, grill me some munchies, arnold schartzenhogan!

lmfao man beast ftw!!