I had originally planned to go as a Bond-Girl-style Secret Agent. Then it sorta evolved into a sexy KGB agent- Tailored shirt-dress, Soviet insignia, fur hat, knee-high stiletto boots, tight leather gloves...

Then my new riding crop came in the mail...

I suppose I could tell you what I am now going as.

But then I would have to kill you.

Or at teh very least smack your bum with my riding crop...