What's the most overused phrase on chat lines, forums or IMs?

[angry nomad]

Whats do you think is the most overused prase on chat lines, forum, or im's,

i think its lol, or rofl

I was on this phone chat line to pick up chicks. Ugh, they were all so boring, but I wanted to try something new. One was mildly interesting, but most would say, "Hi, I'm ______ I'm a BBW. I hate people who are materialistic, and just care about looks." Oh, well I love people who are materialistic, shallow materialistic bitches is what I like.

I also was annoyed when they would say, "I stand 5 feet four inches tall." Who says that? Wouldn't you just say, "I am ____ ?" WTF, LOL!