Help me Rhonda, help me get the THC out! - Beach Boys

[Old Stoner]

Thanks! Going there right now...

[beachguy in thongs]

I am going to Welcome to GUARDIANDIAGNOSTICS.COM for a look now - just saw that website listed in little bitty letters on the instructions!

So, you're leaving us already.

You know, cannabis.com may move to a different URL, tomorrow. How are we going to find you at "guardiandiagnostics" to let you know where we are?

I'm glad that you passed. I think you worried the pot out of your system.

[Old Stoner]

NO, I'm NOT leaving, LOL. I had no idea of the different URL move... Where is that listed?

And I haven't had my test yet. Monday or Tuesday. It's coming, and your probably right, I have worried my ass off (not to mention the Castor Oil) - I have a TREMENDOUS headache...!

[Old Stoner]

Well, it's Monday night, and still have not been sent to the pee police. THANKS, Mr. Man, for giving me even more thime to detox, LOL...

May the Farce be with me, LOL....

[Old Stoner]

Now it's Tuesday night and no mention of the pee police. Took a home test this morning and tested way positive, after 4 bowls, three Thursday night and one Friday night. My metabolism must REALLY stink...

Wonder what is going on? Anyone know if the DOT tests must be performed within a certain time frame after an accident (I was driving a small CMV [28 foot - no CDL required] to get it serviced where we lease it at). I cannot find shit on the DOT site. I'm stressing bad now. I WILL substitue, I am in the process of ordering QuickFix 4.0, a urinator, and whatever else overnight. Might get the Whizzinator fake penis thingie as well.

FakeBoobsRule, or anyone who can help, any ideas? What is the best substitute, in your opinion, FBR, which opinion I value, after reading a ton of your posts.

Man, I am stressed out.

One more question - since I cannot smoke the Mary J, can I at least do a couple of valiums to calm down? - as I am NOT a big drinker. Two drinks and I get a headache and wanna go to bed, LOL...

HELP!

[Iguana]

Do you have the script for the valium? If not, don't take it.

[Old Stoner]

No script, 'tis the wifes' valium. She has the script. Will it show up on the test?

[Burnt Toast]

Nope. Benzodiazepines are not among the 5 types of drugs being tested on a DOT U/A.

[killerweed420]

I just read my DOT book on this.Reg 382.303(d)(2) Controlled Substance Tests. If a test required by this section is not administered within 32 hours following the accident, the employer shall cease attempts to administer a controlled substance test, and prepare and maintain on file a record ststing the reason the test was not promptly administered.

In my experience anyone falling under the DOT guidelines gets tested within 2 hours of an accident.

[killerweed420]

PS You should be safe from a UA test. They may try to get you to take it anyway. I would refuse but it may cost you your job.
If you're going to play with fire I would recommend you keep quickfix in the bag of stuff you take to work and keep it with you.It only takes 10 seconds at a microwave and you'd save your ass.imp: