No kidding, Nomad, but most of it seemed to be just brown water. If I had 13 pounds of shit in myself, maybe that is why my wife says I'm full of shit, he, he, he....

Incidentally, just did a home piss test, for anyone who wants to know. This test I got at the local headshop. It is in a white foil package, with THC Cassette Test, Made in the USA imprinted on the side, and a few symbols, etc. The instructions state that Guardian Diagnostics out of San Jose, CA. made the test.

Anyways, to test positive, one rose-colored line appears in control zone C. To test negative, TWO rose-colored band appears in control zone C, and control zone T. Invalid would have a rose-colored line in control section T, and NOT in C. You wait from 3 to 5 minutes for the results.

I put the recommended amount of pee in the sample well, and almost 3 minutes later, a rose-colored band appeared in control zone C - meaning positive. I waited another minute, and a VERY FAINT rose-colored ,line started appearing in control zone T - meaning both CZ C and T had the rose-colored line - saying that I was negative.

But on the instructions, it said that "There is no meaning to line color or intensity or width. A line is a line, no matter how light or dark it may appear."

So with control zone C (positive) with an intensely rose line, and control zone T with a VERY LIGHT line, I am still thinking I'm good to go. A

Anybody ever used this kit? Am I right, or ridiculously and naivly wrong? I am scared shitless. This is the best job I've ever had, making more money than I'm really worth, LOL....

Talk about Paranoid!

I am going to Welcome to GUARDIANDIAGNOSTICS.COM for a look now - just saw that website listed in little bitty letters on the instructions!