Help me Rhonda, help me get the THC out! - Beach Boys

[jeffman]

I would recommend you keep quickfix in the bag of stuff you take to work and keep it with you.It only takes 10 seconds at a microwave and you'd save your ass.imp:

Excellent advice!!!!

[Old Stoner]

Just ordered two quick fixes of Quick Fix 4.0. Thanks Killer, I ain't risking the shit anymore... I'm gonna toke and be happy! That is, as soon as my QF 4.0 gets here, LOL...

[Old Stoner]

Well, it's going on Thursday, and no test yet. The 32 hour DOT thingie has long since passed, but they could still spring a random on my old tail. Not to worry - the QuickFix 4.0 and the Urinator will arrive tomorrow, and I already know I won't get randomed tomorrow - too much work, lol....

So Friday night it's Party Time! Dang, thanks for all the info, guys, you guys ROCK!

[killerweed420]

Be careful you old goat.The only issue with synthetic piss is you either need 10 seconds at a microwave or about an hour of stalling to allow the heating pack to work. I also keep a cheap digital thermometer with me to.The test strip only goes from 90 to 100 degrees so sometimes its easy to be a little high or a little low and not be able to tell by touch.

[Old Stoner]

ROFLMAO, you don't know how much "old goat" fits the person, LOL. Just click on my username and see the big orange picture on the right side top, he,he, he.

No worries, my friend. On the way to the Pee Police Palace, there is a handy little convenience store between there and my job. I'll just pull in, get a cup of coffee, warm the QF instead of the coffee, then step into the bathroom (right next to the microwave - how convenient) and use the digital thermo and attach the heat pack. Cram it twixt my legs in my tidy whities, and off I go, to screw over the Pee Police, LOL!

Trust me killer, I'm gonna practice and practice until it's like riding a bicycle!

And thanks, brother, for the advice! You are one fine dude!

[killerweed420]

Saw you pic.Must be nice to drive a new goat and live in a mansion.lol
You shouldn't need the heat pack unless you don't have access to a microwave.Wear tighty whities and put the container in a sock in your crotch. It'll stay at temp for hours.My last random I had to leave it there for 6 hours.

[Old Stoner]

Nah, that's not amansion, that is the bank building I bank at. It made a good back drop for the pics of the GTO.

Sometimes I wonder how "nice" it is to drive my Goat. Especially around the 28th of each month, when the payment comes due, LOL...

But really, the insurance ain't so bad. Guess they figure an old coot like myself won't smoke the tires or try out the speed limiter, LOL... Little do they know! 153 MPH comes REAL QUICK in that car, LOL...

nxt time you get away from Wash State, come on down to Georgia and I'll take ya for a ride in the GTO! We'll go huntin' for a Mustang to smoke, LOL...

GEEZ, six hours? I bet you were raw as heck at the end of THAT marathon, LOL...

[killerweed420]

Used to go to McDonough quite a lot.Been a few years.

[Old Stoner]

I'm about an hour and a half west of McDonough.