Gee BGIT, I'm glad you think it's funny... I don't. I sincerely hope no one has to go through what I have.

Dean, I quit for 25 years to raise six children. I smoked maybe 30 or 40 times during that period, but as a regular user, no. I was super regular toking between 1970-1982.

Thanks Robo, I hope your UA comes out negative! Good luck!