TOUCHDOWN - Old Stoner!

[Old Stoner]

I scored a sack Thursday night, thanks to someone who I now consider a good friend (I won't divulge who, but you know who you are, LOL) - he trusted me, I trusted him, and everything was cool.

One fine young man, and some pretty danged good smoke, especially after 25 years of being straight...

Only problem was, I went into work Friday, and had to take a vehicle to get serviced, and to make a long story short, my foot slipped off the brake pedal at a stop sign just as another vehicle was coming by. I hit him of course, and may have to take a piss test Monday or Tuesday. Thank God the boss was off Friday.

Anywho, you guys send out some good karma my way, 'cause I'm gonna need it.

What sucks worse than NOT having smoke is HAVING smoke and not being able to spark up!

RUINED my weekend!

I am now detoxing my low-toxcitity self.

Oh, well, there's always NEXT weekend!

You guys can now high-five me for scoring, and send out some good vibes to my new found friend, who I am VERY impreeesed by. You are a GREAT PERSON, my firend. Not many people would do what you did for me. For that, you have a friend for life!

We NEED a lot more of that these days. Trust, love, and honesty. It doesn't get any better than that!

Thank you again, my friend, and until we meet again - KEEP ON TOKING!

Old Stoner Reviewed by Old Stoner on 10-07-2007. TOUCHDOWN - Old Stoner! I scored a sack Thursday night, thanks to someone who I now consider a good friend (I won't divulge who, but you know who you are, LOL) - he trusted me, I trusted him, and everything was cool. One fine young man, and some pretty danged good smoke, especially after 25 years of being straight... Only problem was, I went into work Friday, and had to take a vehicle to get serviced, and to make a long story short, my foot slipped off the brake pedal at a stop sign just as another vehicle was Rating: 5

[birdgirl73]

Congrats, Old Stoner, on your score. Sorry about the truck incident, though, and I hope everything goes OK for you on Monday. Glad you weren't injured, and I hope no one else was, either. Karmic positivity is on its way!

[Old Stoner]

Thanks birdgirl, I think I'm gonna be alright, though.

This is the funny part - wifey sez do castor oil, and I also went to the headshop and picked up some stuff, but anyways, back to the castor oil.

WARNING - Will Robinson - Danger - Danger

Castor Oil will KILL YOU! I drank a 4 ounce bottle, and have been drinking water like no tomorrow. Well, three hours later, all hell breaks loose. I am SO SORE, I have a PILLOW under me now. NEVER EVER do Castor Oil!

I have a seven day detox working, as well as two huge bottles of herbal stuuf that is garunteed to work, according to the nice lady at the shop.

Thanks for the positives, my friend!

[PuffPuff]

You could always just put an IV in and run lots of fluids! But thats crazy talk! Good luck, hope your okay!

[Old Stoner]

ROFLMAO, Puff, good idea! Remind me NEVER EVER to take that Castor Oil again....

I'd rather shoot myself, lol...

[geonagual]

hmmm...castor oil...that sounds like something from the 1940's..

you can always sub if need be...glad you scored..

[Call Me Steam]

Oh man, I read your headline and was psyched for you after reading your woes not too long ago about wanting to score some green. My friend, I'll be keeping my fingers crossed for you, for sure. :thumbsup:

[beachguy in thongs]

:clap: High five, Old Stoner!

Wouldn't your company have to schedule the drug test? Would it not take some time?

I'm, almost, positive that under 25 nanograms, of THC in the blood, doesn't even show up on state-run tests.

My last week in a drug class, under 25 nanograms showed up in my blood. I said that it must have been something that I ate. My counselor said that it was strange because "under 25, usually, doesn't even show up".

I had to show up for one more class, and, then he released me (with pot in my blood).

[FakeBoobsRule]

Beachguy, they were giving you regular blood tests and not urine tests?

Old Stoner, you should go check out the drug testing forum and read up the stickies on dilution and substitution. Those detox drinks or kits are unreliable scams. You would be better off buying a bottle of Metamucil.

If you only smoked once from your new sack, a one time high can be eliminted from a clean body in about 5 days.

[beachguy in thongs]

Beachguy, they were giving you regular blood tests and not urine tests?

No, they were urine tests. Should I have said that they found it in my urine?